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6.6.12

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5.16.12
I also put a head on a stick.

I also put a head on a stick.

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5.4.12
Your back is hairy.

Your back is hairy.

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5.2.12
You have a ponytail.

You have a ponytail.

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4.30.12
This house comes with an octopus.

This house comes with an octopus.

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4.30.12
We’re from different time periods, and I’m missing some fingers.

We’re from different time periods, and I’m missing some fingers.

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4.30.12
Your body turned into a couch again.

Your body turned into a couch again.

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4.24.12
They put cowboys where the subways used to go.

They put cowboys where the subways used to go.

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4.22.12
You’re tall.

You’re tall.

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4.21.12
I have a Kindle. You don’t have a Kindle.

I have a Kindle. You don’t have a Kindle.

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